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If your girlfriend asks if she looks fat in this outfit Tell her the truth. She'll appreciate your honest opinion

If your girlfriend asks if she looks fat in this outfit Tell her the truth. She'll appreciate your honest opinion Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see someone passed out from drinking make sure they are on their stomach, people die from choking on their vomit

If you see someone passed out from drinking make sure they are on their stomach, people die from choking on their vomit Actual Advice Mallard
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imgur is pronounced "image-er"

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When a woman tells you she is crazy, listen to her.

When a woman tells you she is crazy, listen to her. Actual Advice Mallard
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Hate all the interactive phone systems asking you to press "1" for english etc? Drop a few F-bombs, they are generally not designed to understand bad language and will send you to an operator.

Hate all the interactive phone systems asking you to press
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How old you are isn't based on a number, it's based on how you look, feel, and act So exercise daily, laugh often, and live in the moment

How old you are isn't based on a number, it's based on how you look, feel, and act So exercise daily, laugh often, and live in the moment Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ever tell a woman how much money you have saved

Never ever tell a woman how much money you have saved Actual Advice Mallard
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Lift with your legs Your lower back will thank you

Lift with your legs Your lower back will thank you Actual Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend changes fashion and hairstyle out of the blue He might be attracted to another girl and is trying to get her to notice him

If your boyfriend changes fashion and hairstyle out of the blue He might be attracted to another girl and is trying to get her to notice him Actual Advice Mallard
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In life, rather than reminiscing on old memories Put yourself in positions to make new ones

In life, rather than reminiscing on old memories Put yourself in positions to make new ones Actual Advice Mallard
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