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Recognize that dating is a competition and if you spend more than the other men, you will have an advantage

Recognize that dating is a competition and if you spend more than the other men, you will have an advantage Actual Advice Mallard
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Be good or good at it

Be good or good at it Actual Advice Mallard
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It's past midnight Go to bed

It's past midnight Go to bed Actual Advice Mallard
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when at a red light align your hood with the tires of the car ahead of you this will leave enough room for you to go around them if you need to

when at a red light align your hood with the tires of the car ahead of you this will leave enough room for you to go around them if you need to Actual Advice Mallard
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"your" is posessive "you're" means "you are"
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If you use Final Cut Quit it and install Premiere Pro

If you use Final Cut Quit it and install Premiere Pro Actual Advice Mallard
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when pooping in a bathroom with an auto flush toilet put a piece of toilet paper on the sensor the sensor will then not detect anything and will not flush prematurely

when pooping in a bathroom with an auto flush toilet put a piece of toilet paper on the sensor the sensor will then not detect anything and will not flush prematurely Actual Advice Mallard
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you can re-use rechargeable batteries

you can re-use rechargeable batteries Actual Advice Mallard
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When you approach a malfunctioning traffic light you are supposed to treat it like a four-way stop.

When you approach a malfunctioning traffic light you are supposed to treat it like a four-way stop. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't hold in your poo If you do, you may become very ill and you might die if you wait long enough

Don't hold in your poo If you do, you may become very ill and you might die if you wait long enough Actual Advice Mallard
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