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Keep your expectations low you will be less disappointed when something goes wrong

Keep your expectations low you will be less disappointed when something goes wrong Actual Advice Mallard
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hey guys, need a self esteem boost? go check out the dorks on /r/ladyboners you may not have been born pretty, but at least you've never posted your selfies

hey guys, need a self esteem boost? go check out the dorks on /r/ladyboners you may not have been born pretty, but at least you've never posted your selfies Actual Advice Mallard
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When buying eggs, check the carton for broken eggs if there are broken ones, mix and match with other cartons

When buying eggs, check the carton for broken eggs if there are broken ones, mix and match with other cartons Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want people to show up to your party don't make it fancy dress

if you want people to show up to your party don't make it fancy dress Actual Advice Mallard
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When you are writing all of your papers in College hit ctrl+s often to save your work while you are writing it.

When you are writing all of your papers in College hit ctrl+s often to save your work while you are writing it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get to the front page? Just use an nsfw link

Want to get to the front page? Just use an nsfw link Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are having a problem with the mods don't bother trying to find a solution because they don't think passed the rules. "that's just how reddit works"

If you are having a problem with the mods don't bother trying to find a solution because they don't think passed the rules.
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If you want to pet a cat that doesn't know you show the cat your hand first for a few seconds

If you want to pet a cat that doesn't know you show the cat your hand first for a few seconds Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU USE YOUR BATHROOM MIRROR FOR SELFIES DO IT NAKED

IF YOU USE YOUR BATHROOM MIRROR FOR SELFIES DO IT NAKED Actual Advice Mallard
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Before you enter a store, check the hours posted on the door If they're about to close, don't go in

Before you enter a store, check the hours posted on the door If they're about to close, don't go in Actual Advice Mallard
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