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If you have wings Use them instead of walking across the road and holding up traffic.

If you have wings Use them instead of walking across the road and holding up traffic. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend wants to go shopping, go with her without complaining You will have more chance that she will be in mood for some sex

If your girlfriend wants to go shopping, go with her without complaining You will have more chance that she will be in mood for some sex Actual Advice Mallard
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It's better to love a short girl than not a tall

It's better to love a short girl than not a tall Actual Advice Mallard
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When cleaning up a spill with a sponge Moisten the sponge first; It will absorb liquid much better

When cleaning up a spill with a sponge Moisten the sponge first; It will absorb liquid much better Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to have fun and make nice friends go to a reddit meetup

If you want to have fun and make nice friends go to a reddit meetup Actual Advice Mallard
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If you feel as really upset as me about the tragic disaster at the Boston Marathon -please- do not go on /r/rage. It will make you feel worse when you don't need to be just now. Thank you.

If you feel as really upset as me about the tragic disaster at the Boston Marathon -please- do not go on /r/rage. It will make you feel worse when you don't need to be just now. Thank you. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're breaking up with someone, don't lie about the reason don't add insult to injury

if you're breaking up with someone, don't lie about the reason don't add insult to injury Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn how to cook regardless of gender

Learn how to cook regardless of gender Actual Advice Mallard
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Major in something you love Otherwise you can end up doing a job you hate you will regret this for the rest of your life

Major in something you love Otherwise you can end up doing a job you hate you will regret this for the rest of your life Actual Advice Mallard
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Never apply for a PayDay Loan They do not stick to the dates you want them to take payment and seriously overdraw accounts. As a banker I have seen them ruin lives.

Never apply for a PayDay Loan They do not stick to the dates you want them to take payment and seriously overdraw accounts. As a banker I have seen them ruin lives. Actual Advice Mallard
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