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Tired of spooning-out condensed soup cans? Slide a table knife along the inside of the can first - it'll slide right out

Tired of spooning-out condensed soup cans? Slide a table knife along the inside of the can first - it'll slide right out Actual Advice Mallard
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On your first date with a woman, ask if she reads Cosmo if she does, RUN

On your first date with a woman, ask if she reads Cosmo if she does, RUN Actual Advice Mallard
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I'm just a bunch of Life pro tips suggested by a duck

I'm just a bunch of Life pro tips suggested by a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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Spilled candle wax on carpet? Place a paper towel or two over it and iron

Spilled candle wax on carpet? Place a paper towel or two over it and iron Actual Advice Mallard
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Worried you might have pinworms? Sleep with a piece of scotch tape over your asshole and peel it the next morning.

Worried you might have pinworms? Sleep with a piece of scotch tape over your asshole and peel it the next morning. Actual Advice Mallard
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sore throat? Take a spoonful of honey.

sore throat? Take a spoonful of honey. Actual Advice Mallard
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Warm beer? Place in salt water with ice for 3 minutes, it will be ice cold

Warm beer? Place in salt water with ice for 3 minutes, it will be ice cold Actual Advice Mallard
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Razor blades expensive as fuck? Dry your blade after every use and it will last for more than a year

Razor blades expensive as fuck? Dry your blade after every use and it will last for more than a year Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to chop onions without crying work near an open flame

If you want to chop onions without crying work near an open flame Actual Advice Mallard
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thinking of watching a trashy reality show? just go to adviceanimals/new instead

thinking of watching a trashy reality show? just go to adviceanimals/new instead Actual Advice Mallard
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