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Want Karma? just somehow sneak the fact that you're a woman into the post

Want Karma? just somehow sneak the fact that you're a woman into the post Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl posts a giant album of photos Go backwards to get to the vagina and buttholes quicker

If a girl posts a giant album of photos Go backwards to get to the vagina and buttholes quicker Actual Advice Mallard
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They tell you not to touch your eyes when you handle really spicy chilis or hot sauce. Don't pick your nose or masturbate either.

They tell you not to touch your eyes when you handle really spicy chilis or hot sauce. Don't pick your nose or masturbate either. Actual Advice Mallard
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when pouring a soda tilt cup to make the liquid run down the inner side, generating less fizz

when pouring a soda tilt cup to make the liquid run down the inner side, generating less fizz Actual Advice Mallard
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Go ugly early Prevents wasting time on girl that wasn't going to hookup anyway

Go ugly early Prevents wasting time on girl that wasn't going to hookup anyway Actual Advice Mallard
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Life's a bitch And then you marry one.

Life's a bitch And then you marry one. Actual Advice Mallard
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making scrambled eggs and a small piece of shell falls in? use a larger piece of egg shell to fish it out instead of your hand.

making scrambled eggs and a small piece of shell falls in? use a larger piece of egg shell to fish it out instead of your hand. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to delete cookies to get better travel prices but don't want to lose login data Don't delete all of your cookies. Just delete the ones for the travel sites.

If you want to delete cookies to get better travel prices but don't want to lose login data Don't delete all of your cookies. Just delete the ones for the travel sites. Actual Advice Mallard
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eat your creme egg upside down then it won't break when you're licking the goo out

eat your creme egg upside down then it won't break when you're licking the goo out Actual Advice Mallard
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Clean out your ears With hydrogen peroxide and water

Clean out your ears With hydrogen peroxide and water Actual Advice Mallard
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