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Comment Karma? reply "aint nobody got time for that" as many times as you can

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Super congested? Masturbate

Super congested? Masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
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never trust a fart never waste a boner

never trust a fart never waste a boner Actual Advice Mallard
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To get ahead in your career, Remember its never what you know... but who you know

To get ahead in your career, Remember its never what you know... but who you know Actual Advice Mallard
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If you suspect they will keep digging past the dead dog to find the body Bury 20 dogs, or bury the body in a pet cemetery.

If you suspect they will keep digging past the dead dog to find the body Bury 20 dogs, or bury the body in a pet cemetery. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't get caught killing anyone

Don't get caught killing anyone Actual Advice Mallard
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Sperrys smell like shit after wearing Put a dryer sheet in them overnight

Sperrys smell like shit after wearing Put a dryer sheet in them overnight Actual Advice Mallard
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here's a keyboard shortcut

here's a keyboard shortcut Actual Advice Mallard
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twisting your fingers in circles Is never better

twisting your fingers in circles Is never better Actual Advice Mallard
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If you like taking long and hot showers, wash your body first that way you don't have to rush at the end when the water starts to get cold

If you like taking long and hot showers, wash your body first that way you don't have to rush at the end when the water starts to get cold Actual Advice Mallard
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