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Stay away from pelicans

 Stay away from pelicans  Actual Advice Mallard

If you feel the need to control everything around you You are acting out of fear.

If you feel the need to control everything around you You are acting out of fear.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you are a young man and your best friends are a quarter of your age older They are likely immature and can seriously stall your progression into adulthood

If you are a young man and your best friends are a quarter of your age older They are likely immature and can seriously stall your progression into adulthood  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't like the round egg on the Mcmuffin? You can ask them to switch it to the folded or scrambled egg.

Don't like the round egg on the Mcmuffin? You can ask them to switch it to the folded or scrambled egg.  Actual Advice Mallard

a waterproof iphone case lets you facetime in the shower

a waterproof iphone case lets you facetime in the shower  Actual Advice Mallard

tomorrow is april 1st dont listen to me that day

tomorrow is april 1st dont listen to me that day  Actual Advice Mallard

Before posting you're amazing pun Ctrl f and make sure no one has already used it

Before posting you're amazing pun Ctrl f and make sure no one has already used it  Actual Advice Mallard

Wanting to reheat pizza? Use a stove. It makes the pizza heat evenly, tasting fresher

Wanting to reheat pizza? Use a stove. It makes the pizza heat evenly, tasting fresher  Actual Advice Mallard

Printer out of black ink? Change font color to a very dark shade of blue or brown.

Printer out of black ink? Change font color to a very dark shade of blue or brown.  Actual Advice Mallard

Practice doing donuts in a parking lot That way if you slide on the road you don't panic

Practice doing donuts in a parking lot That way if you slide on the road you don't panic  Actual Advice Mallard
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