Actual Advice Mallard

If you are addicted to meth stop using it

If you are addicted to meth stop using it  Actual Advice Mallard

don't better yourself so someone will like you better yourself for yourself and those you already care about

don't better yourself so someone will like you better yourself for yourself and those you already care about  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she's flirting with you

Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she's flirting with you  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl you like just wants to be friends with you Be her friend. Its better than being nothing at all

If a girl you like just wants to be friends with you Be her friend. Its better than being nothing at all  Actual Advice Mallard

Breakfast cereal that is actually good for you Does not come with promises of toys at the bottom of the box

Breakfast cereal that is actually good for you Does not come with promises of toys at the bottom of the box  Actual Advice Mallard

Embarrassed about buying condoms? Pay extra for shipping and buy them online

Embarrassed about buying condoms? Pay extra for shipping and buy them online  Actual Advice Mallard

Give him a blow job Seriously. Just give him a fucking blow job.

Give him a blow job Seriously. Just give him a fucking blow job.   Actual Advice Mallard

Sometimes when you feel like masturbating You just have to pee

Sometimes when you feel like masturbating You just have to pee  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't wash your butthole with menthol soap ever.

Don't wash your butthole with menthol soap ever.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're having trouble getting off reddit close the main page after you've tabbed all the links. that way, you won't be tempted to check "just one more page"

If you're having trouble getting off reddit close the main page after you've tabbed all the links. that way, you won't be tempted to check
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