Actual Advice Mallard

Don't listen to Punxsutawney Phil He's a fucking groundhog

Don't listen to Punxsutawney Phil He's a fucking groundhog  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're running out of ink on your printer, don't buy a new ink cartage just remove the cartage of the printer and reset the memory of the circuit board of the ink cartage by pressing the small hole, above the circuit board with a paper clip

If you're running out of ink on your printer, don't buy a new ink cartage  just remove the cartage of the printer and reset the memory of the circuit board of the ink cartage by pressing the small hole, above the circuit board with a paper clip  Actual Advice Mallard

Expecting sex for kindness Makes you a douche

Expecting sex for kindness Makes you a douche  Actual Advice Mallard

get off of reddit seriously. you probably have something better to do

get off of reddit seriously. you probably have something better to do  Actual Advice Mallard

Having a bad dream and wanna wake up from it? Visualize a cliff/balcony/roof and jump off of it. Your brain will think you're actually falling and the reflex will wake you up immediately.

Having a bad dream and wanna wake up from it? Visualize a cliff/balcony/roof and jump off of it. Your brain will think you're actually falling and the reflex will wake you up immediately.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take a huge dump before you shower

Don't take a huge dump before you shower  Actual Advice Mallard

If the author of your source is MastuDeBator2009 Don't use the source!!!

If the author of your source is MastuDeBator2009 Don't use the source!!!  Actual Advice Mallard

after you defecate wipe your ass with toilet paper

after you defecate wipe your ass with toilet paper  Actual Advice Mallard

Whatever you do Don't Attack anyone

Whatever you do Don't Attack anyone  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take dating advise from your parents unless you want to end up just lke them

Don't take dating advise from your parents unless you want to end up just lke them  Actual Advice Mallard
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