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when asking for a cigarette from a stranger don't.

when asking for a cigarette from a stranger don't. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your dog to learn, wash him immediately after he rolls in the Shit. Not later, when you get home.

If you want your dog to learn, wash him immediately after he rolls in the Shit. Not later, when you get home. Actual Advice Mallard
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Post the reference in the comments When making a meme about other posts

Post the reference in the comments When making a meme about other posts Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want a lot of Karma Go to any subreddit and complain about how its not what it used to be and sucks now

If you want a lot of Karma Go to any subreddit and complain about how its not what it used to be and sucks now Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're in a rush, carry a fire extinguisher Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher

If you're in a rush, carry a fire extinguisher Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher Actual Advice Mallard
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Is your pet's medication to expensive? Go to a local human pharmacy, its generally a fraction of the price

Is your pet's medication to expensive? Go to a local human pharmacy, its generally a fraction of the price Actual Advice Mallard
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When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it's hot.

When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it's hot. Actual Advice Mallard
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Dab the tip of your penis with a sheet of toilet paper It will soak up any urine left over keeping it off your leg

Dab the tip of your penis with a sheet of toilet paper It will soak up any urine left over keeping it off your leg Actual Advice Mallard
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Always bring a box of chocolate with you so if you forget your anniversary, you still have something to give to your girlfriend

Always bring a box of chocolate with you so if you forget your anniversary, you still have something to give to your girlfriend Actual Advice Mallard
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Remember licking door knobs is illegal On other planets

Remember licking door knobs is illegal On other planets Actual Advice Mallard
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