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When deciding which line to get in at the grocery store pick the line with the fastest working cashier, not the line with the least amount of people

When deciding which line to get in at the grocery store pick the line with the fastest working cashier, not the line with the least amount of people Actual Advice Mallard
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Go outside

Go outside Actual Advice Mallard
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Be willing to take advice but remember the source of the advice quack quack

Be willing to take advice but remember the source of the advice quack quack Actual Advice Mallard
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Take remedial classes at community college. Or change your major.

Take remedial classes at community college. Or change your major. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are one of the lucky few to get an interview Make sure you know about the school or company you're interviewing at

If you are one of the lucky few to get an interview Make sure you know about the school or company you're interviewing at Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking about cheating on you SO? break up with her. you clearly don't care enough about her to be faithful.

Thinking about cheating on you SO? break up with her. you clearly don't care enough about her to be faithful. Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is trying to pass you and you do the Quickly-speed-up-like-a-cunt thing, Then you're doing exactly what they wanted you to do in the first place aka speeding the fuck up. Cunt.

If someone is trying to pass you and you do the Quickly-speed-up-like-a-cunt thing, Then you're doing exactly what they wanted you to do in the first place aka speeding the fuck up. Cunt. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want free Karma today? post an article from collegehumor

Want free Karma today? post an article from collegehumor Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to explain every time why your comment is clever You're not really clever Also, you're ass Stop talking

If you have to explain every time why your comment is clever You're not really clever Also, you're ass Stop talking Actual Advice Mallard
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even if you are left handed, always masturbate with you're right hand it builds a mean proper handshake

even if you are left handed, always masturbate with you're right hand it builds a mean proper handshake Actual Advice Mallard
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