Actual Advice Mallard

when you see the headlights in your side mirror its safe to pass

when you see the headlights in your side mirror its safe to pass  Actual Advice Mallard

Are you a republican, but hate your party's views on social issues? Join the libertarian party

Are you a republican, but hate your party's views on social issues?  Join the libertarian party  Actual Advice Mallard

If you date an artist/musician/poet/etc. You better be prepared to take an interest in their work

If you date an artist/musician/poet/etc. You better be prepared to take an interest in their work  Actual Advice Mallard

If your chip breaks off in the dip Use two more chips as pincers to retrieve it

If your chip breaks off in the dip Use two more chips as pincers to retrieve it  Actual Advice Mallard

Spend some time apart from your spouse every now and again It will save your relationship

Spend some time apart from your spouse every now and again It will save your relationship  Actual Advice Mallard

Red on yellow you're a dead fellow red on black you're ok jack

Red on yellow you're a dead fellow red on black you're ok jack  Actual Advice Mallard

if you try and use British slang whilst talking to a local. We're just going to laugh at you all the time and you'll never know why.

if you try and use British slang whilst talking to a local. We're just going to laugh at you all the time and you'll never know why.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want food to taste good after brushing your teeth Rinse your mouth out with warm water

If you want food to taste good after brushing your teeth Rinse your mouth out with warm water  Actual Advice Mallard

Put ice cubes in your milk It doesn't change the taste at all, and ice cold milk tastes much better

Put ice cubes in your milk It doesn't change the taste at all, and ice cold milk tastes much better  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't get on steam when you're bored it will save you a lot of money

Don't get on steam when you're bored it will save you a lot of money  Actual Advice Mallard
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