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daily reminder: mother's day in 12 days. do not forget!

daily reminder: mother's day in 12 days.
do not forget!  Actual Advice Mallard

Dress nicely on your day off You will get better service everywhere you have to run errands

Dress nicely on your day off You will get better service everywhere you have to run errands  Actual Advice Mallard

Cut yourself in the kitchen? black pepper stops the bleeding far quicker than band-aids.

Cut yourself in the kitchen? black pepper stops the bleeding far quicker than band-aids.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a celebrity does a successful AMA Make a shitload of posts about him and everyone will upvote you

If a celebrity does a successful AMA  Make a shitload of posts about him and everyone will upvote you  Actual Advice Mallard

if your friends keep inspiring scumbag steve memes get some new friends

if your friends keep inspiring scumbag steve memes get some new friends  Actual Advice Mallard

store your lecture slides by midterm it makes it easier to study for any test

store your lecture slides by midterm it makes it easier to study for any  test   Actual Advice Mallard

This would be a very bad time to make a fake confession bear about a bombing.

This would be a very bad time to make a fake confession bear about a bombing.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to help during future emergencies donate blood

If you want to help during future emergencies donate blood  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use a cell phone in public 1912 people with think you are crazy

Don't use a cell phone in public 1912
  people  with think you are crazy  Actual Advice Mallard

Never forget your cake day You will lose a great chance to earn some karma!

Never forget your cake day You will lose a great chance to earn some karma!  Actual Advice Mallard
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