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If your partner doesn't like kissing you with facial hair Shave your pubes

If your partner doesn't like kissing you with facial hair Shave your pubes Actual Advice Mallard
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activate your turning signal 20 ft before you turn It helps other drivers understand what you are doing and you don't look like an asshole

activate your turning signal 20 ft before you turn It helps other drivers understand what you are doing and you don't look like an asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ignore your opposite gender You will miss them after the break up

Don't ignore your opposite gender You will miss them after the break up Actual Advice Mallard
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if there is a zombie apocalypse stay away from costcos, walmarts and other stores like them. you won't be the only person to think it's a good idea to go there

if there is a zombie apocalypse stay away from costcos, walmarts and other stores like them. you won't be the only person to think it's a good idea to go there Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have to think if you should say something or not in an argument, dont words left unsaid hurt less than words you cant take back.

if you have to think if you should say something or not in an argument, dont words left unsaid hurt less than words you cant take back. Actual Advice Mallard
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Sneeze into your sleeves Not your hands

Sneeze into your sleeves Not your hands Actual Advice Mallard
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tired of waiting at the us immigration? book a flight with a short connecting time. they will give you a fast track pass for the border

tired of waiting at the us immigration? book a flight with a short connecting time. they will give you a fast track pass for the border Actual Advice Mallard
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make a reddit account unsubscribe from r/athiesm

make a reddit account unsubscribe from r/athiesm Actual Advice Mallard
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If you "think" something belongs here It's already here.

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If you stomach starts to hurt and you're not near a bathroom Swallow your spit. It stops the pain for a bit.

If you stomach starts to hurt and you're not near a bathroom Swallow your spit. It stops the pain for a bit. Actual Advice Mallard
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