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Run the blade backwards against your forearm for 10 strokes It hones the blade and extends its life by weeks

Run the blade backwards against your forearm for 10 strokes It hones the blade and extends its life by weeks Actual Advice Mallard
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If your car is being towed, take pictures or record footage In some states, the tow driver can't legally take your vehicle if you arrive on time and possibly pay a small fee.

If your car is being towed, take pictures or record footage In some states, the tow driver can't legally take your vehicle if you arrive on time and possibly pay a small fee. Actual Advice Mallard
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You should pee on your feet while in the shower It helps prevent athlete's foot.

You should pee on your feet while in the shower It helps prevent athlete's foot. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your Confession Bear doesn't need a throwaway it's not worth being a Confession Bear

If your Confession Bear doesn't need a throwaway it's not worth being a Confession Bear Actual Advice Mallard
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You're not very funny So use other people's comments to get to the front page.

You're not very funny So use other people's comments to get to the front page. Actual Advice Mallard
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Before you blast music in your car, listen to it with the windows rolled up It will sound quieter while the windows are down, but the damage to your hearing will be the same.

Before you blast music in your car, listen to it with the windows rolled up It will sound quieter while the windows are down, but the damage to your hearing will be the same. Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking about getting married? (Fixed, Fixed) Spend your money on what will make you happiest. It's your life, and nobody knows what that is better than you.

Thinking about getting married? (Fixed, Fixed) Spend your money on what will make you happiest. It's your life, and nobody knows what that is better than you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Open the windows until your house is the same tempature as the outside Then close tham and turn on your A/C. You will save alot on your power bill.

Open the windows until your house is the same tempature as the outside Then close tham and turn on your A/C. You will save alot on your power bill. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're watching hockey and having trouble finding the puck Look where the players are looking

If you're watching hockey and having trouble finding the puck Look where the players are looking Actual Advice Mallard
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Never chase women chase your dreams, then women will follow

Never chase women chase your dreams, then women will follow Actual Advice Mallard
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