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be nice to everyone you meet because that is the right thing to do

be nice to everyone you meet because that is the right thing to do   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're already in the other lane It's too late to signal your lane change

If you're already in the other lane It's too late to signal your lane change  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't tell anyone you have a job interview If it doesn't go well, you want to forget it, not have everyone ask you how it went

Don't tell anyone you have a job interview If it doesn't go well, you want to forget it, not have everyone ask you how it went  Actual Advice Mallard

When you lie in bed after drinking too much, lie on your stomach You could prematurely vomit in your sleep and choke

When you lie in bed after drinking too much, lie on your stomach You could prematurely vomit in your sleep and choke  Actual Advice Mallard

if your turn signal isn't working pump your brakes or flash your hazard lights for 4 or 5 seconds to let the cars around you know something is about to happen.

if your turn signal isn't working pump your brakes or flash your hazard lights for 4 or 5 seconds to let the cars around you know something is about to happen.  Actual Advice Mallard

You'll always judge yourself on what you are capable of doing But Everyone else judges you on what you've done

You'll always judge yourself on what you are capable of doing But Everyone else judges you on what you've done  Actual Advice Mallard

If your credit card company calls you Answer the phone and be polite. Chances are we're trying to help and might even offer you free money.

If your credit card company calls you Answer the phone and be polite. Chances are we're trying to help and might even offer you free money.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but there's a hole in the bread and you don't want to get a plate? Pinch the hole closed.

Want to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but there's a hole in the bread and you don't want to get a plate? Pinch the hole closed.  Actual Advice Mallard

do not ever make memes in this text you will get destroyed

do not ever make memes in this text you will get destroyed  Actual Advice Mallard

Getting robbed at an atm? enter your pin backwards

Getting robbed at an atm? enter your pin backwards  Actual Advice Mallard
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