quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Actual Advice Mallard

going to an arousing therapy session? masturbate shortly before

going to an arousing therapy session? masturbate shortly before Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

125 shares

Before you drink your pop at a restaurant have a glass of water

Before you drink your pop at a restaurant have a glass of water Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

125 shares

If you want an accurate, non-sensationalized weather forecast Read the National weather service forecast discussions

If you want an accurate, non-sensationalized weather forecast Read the National weather service forecast discussions Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

125 shares

keep your car key on it's own ring that way, the extra weight of your other keys won't pull down on your ignition, which will make your starter last longer.

keep your car key on it's own ring that way, the extra weight of your other keys won't pull down on your ignition, which will make your starter last longer. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

125 shares

go to redditcakeday.com to see when your cakeday is and plan what to post

go to redditcakeday.com to see when your cakeday is and plan what to post Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

124 shares

If your car is broken and needs repairs do it yourself for pennies on the dollar

If your car is broken and needs repairs do it yourself for pennies on the dollar Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

124 shares

when dunking cookies in milk use a small baby bowl instead of a tall glass

when dunking cookies in milk use a small baby bowl instead of a tall glass Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

124 shares

Don't be a cunt

Don't be a cunt Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

124 shares

If your comment gets downvoted more than 20 times take a screenshot and post it to r/imgoingtohellforthis

If your comment gets downvoted more than 20 times take a screenshot and post it to r/imgoingtohellforthis Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

124 shares

If you wake up too late to take a shower and your hair is oily put talc powder in your hair and it takes out all the oil

If you wake up too late to take a shower and your hair is oily put talc powder in your hair and it takes out all the oil Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

124 shares

Like us for More!