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When microwaving left over pizza put a glass of water in there too, it keep the crust good

When microwaving left over pizza put a glass of water in there too, it keep the crust good Actual Advice Mallard
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Morning breath? Eat a banana

Morning breath? Eat a banana Actual Advice Mallard
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Wipe front to back, not back to front so you don't get an infection in your cunt.

Wipe front to back, not back to front so you don't get an infection in your cunt. Actual Advice Mallard
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Quack Quack Quack

Quack Quack Quack Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're caught in an avalanche you wont be able to dig your way out because the snow is so heavy before you get buried put you hands in front of your mouth to create an air pocket, it will give you a couple extra minutes of consciousness to be rescued

if you're caught in an avalanche you wont be able to dig your way out because the snow is so heavy before you get buried put you hands in front of your mouth to create an air pocket, it will give you a couple extra minutes of consciousness to be rescued Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're making a meme from scratch This font is called "Impact"

If you're making a meme from scratch This font is called
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Throw freshly boiled eggs in ice water For bright yellow yolks

Throw freshly boiled eggs in ice water For bright yellow yolks Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want more advice subscribe to r/lifeprotips

if you want more advice subscribe to r/lifeprotips Actual Advice Mallard
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Save all the money you'd spend on lottery for 50 years BEt it all on red or black in a game of Roulette

Save all the money you'd spend on lottery for 50 years BEt it all on red or black in a game of Roulette Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy one stick you hate for emergencies When your brand of choice runs out you still have a stick but are motivated to buy a new one

Buy one stick you hate for emergencies When your brand of choice runs out you still have a stick but are motivated to buy a new one Actual Advice Mallard
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