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Can't get up without coffee, and need coffee to get up? Put the coffee maker in you bedroom with a timer that will start it just before your alarm goes off, it will wake you up and make coffee

Can't get up without coffee, and need coffee to get up? Put the coffee maker in you bedroom with a timer that will start it just before your alarm goes off, it will wake you up and make coffee Actual Advice Mallard
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Have to pee in the middle of the night? Keep one eye closed That way you'll still be able to see when you go back to bed

Have to pee in the middle of the night? Keep one eye closed That way you'll still be able to see when you go back to bed Actual Advice Mallard
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take disposable cameras on long trips if you lose it, it won't be your good camera

take disposable cameras on long trips if you lose it, it won't be your good camera Actual Advice Mallard
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Subscribe to /r/lifeprotips

Subscribe to /r/lifeprotips Actual Advice Mallard
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you can use this meme to get to the front page

you can use this meme to get to the front page Actual Advice Mallard
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vote on every post and switching computers is no longer a problem

vote on every post and switching computers is no longer a problem Actual Advice Mallard
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If you save your grocery bags and slip your legs through the handles You can jack off into it and free up your other hand

If you save your grocery bags and slip your legs through the handles You can jack off into it and free up your other hand Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to wrap a gift? Make it look like a duck.

Need to wrap a gift? Make it look like a duck. Actual Advice Mallard
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Open your shower door/curtain a little bit when you shower The heat escapes and makes it warm when you step out of the shower

Open your shower door/curtain a little bit when you shower The heat escapes and makes it warm when you step out of the shower Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're cold at night while trying to sleep, put on a beanie hat. You lose a considerable amount of body heat through your head.

If you're cold at night while trying to sleep, put on a beanie hat. You lose a considerable amount of body heat through your head. Actual Advice Mallard
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