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If you want to get invited to parties invite other people to parties

If you want to get invited to parties invite other people to parties  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're having a bad day, stay off of social media sites You'll just get aggrivated with what other people say and ruin their day, too.

If you're having a bad day, 
stay off of social media sites You'll just get aggrivated with what other people say and ruin their day, too.  Actual Advice Mallard

Wear a thong if you have gas It makes it much less likely to produce sound

Wear a thong if you have gas It makes it much less likely to produce sound  Actual Advice Mallard

Use wikipedia anyways Cite the sources that they used which are at the bottom of the article

Use wikipedia anyways Cite the sources that they used which are at the bottom of the article  Actual Advice Mallard

if you call a repost an update you can get free karma

if you call a repost an update you can get free karma  Actual Advice Mallard

righty tighty lefty loosey

righty tighty lefty loosey  Actual Advice Mallard

If you feel comfortable enough to complain about your love life to a friend who is a guy You should probably be dating him bc he is a pretty good catch to put up with you complaining about other dudes

If you feel comfortable enough to complain about your love life to a friend who is a guy You should probably be dating him bc he is a pretty good catch to put up with you complaining about other dudes  Actual Advice Mallard

"Are you alright?" Is a greeting in england no one is concerned about your well-being

If she gets "drunk" off of one beer Get the fuck away as quick as you can

If she gets

Keep a notecard with your friends numbers on it If you lose your phone, you have a way to contact them

Keep a notecard with your friends numbers on it If you lose your phone, you have a way to contact them  Actual Advice Mallard
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