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When browsing a girl's pictures on facebook unbind your "L" key

When browsing a girl's pictures on facebook unbind your

Never take medical advice from a fucking duck. Seek professional help!

Never take medical advice from a fucking duck. Seek professional help!  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't tell people you have ADD It is not a real diagnosis. See: Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder - Inattentive Type

Don't tell people you have ADD It is not a real diagnosis. 
See: Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder - Inattentive Type  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't have your bachelor party The day before your wedding

Don't have your bachelor party The day before your wedding  Actual Advice Mallard

always tell the truth because when you have to tell that one really big lie, everybody will believe you - To Coach Sarkisian and Tosh Lupoi For Washington fans:

always tell the truth because when you have to tell that one really big lie, everybody will believe you - To Coach Sarkisian and Tosh Lupoi For Washington fans:  Actual Advice Mallard

if you think cleaning takes less time if you do it more frequently you aren't cleaning as thoroughly when you're cleaning frequently

if you think cleaning takes less time if you do it more frequently you aren't cleaning as thoroughly when you're cleaning frequently  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't ignore your friends They'll help you with the body

Don't ignore your friends They'll help you with the body  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are afraid of jumping from a wall keep walking towards where the ground below gets higher

if you are afraid of jumping from a wall keep walking towards where the ground below gets higher  Actual Advice Mallard

Download Reddit Enhancement Suite Then you will never have to click a link to view a image

Download Reddit Enhancement Suite  Then you will never have to click a link to view a image  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see something tagged NSFL It means Not Safe For Life and I wouldn't recommend clicking on it

If you see something tagged NSFL It means Not Safe For Life and I wouldn't recommend clicking on it  Actual Advice Mallard
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