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Leg Day? Arm day? Cardio Day? Swim 30 laps and knock them all out in less than an hour

Leg Day? Arm day? Cardio Day? Swim 30 laps and knock them all out in less than an hour Actual Advice Mallard
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Before any expensive purchase Read the manual

Before any expensive purchase Read the manual Actual Advice Mallard
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You know you have been in on the toilet while on reddit too long When you begin to take another crap

You know you have been in on the toilet while on reddit too long When you begin to take another crap Actual Advice Mallard
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When your crush asks you how's it going You say pretty bad to strike up more conversation and a pickup line

When your crush asks you how's it going You say pretty bad to strike up more conversation and a pickup line Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're paying for dinner with a card, cross out the tip area and tip with cash Waitstaff get taxed on their tips and credit card slips leave a paper trail

If you're paying for dinner with a card, cross out the tip area and tip with cash Waitstaff get taxed on their tips and credit card slips leave a paper trail Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to remove a blood stain from fabric or carpet? Rub it with ice. The stain will quickly dissolve.

Need to remove a blood stain from fabric or carpet? Rub it with ice. The stain will quickly dissolve. Actual Advice Mallard
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The best habit to get into is pressing CTRL+S after typing a paragraph

The best habit to get into is pressing CTRL+S after typing a paragraph Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend says forget it Shut up, that means you won the argument

If your girlfriend says forget it Shut up, that means you won the argument Actual Advice Mallard
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if you think you failed a drug test you probably failed the drug test

if you think you failed a drug test you probably failed the drug test Actual Advice Mallard
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Anytime you are woken up by pain or people stand up, go take 4 tylenol, and clean until it goes away

Anytime you are woken up by pain or people stand up, go take 4 tylenol, and clean until it goes away Actual Advice Mallard
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