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Try tying your shoelaces with the lights off The knots will be the same tightness since you tied them based on feeling

Try tying your shoelaces with the lights off The knots will be the same tightness since you tied them based on feeling Actual Advice Mallard
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When you buy a bag of ice, only drop it twice on the ground That way the ice breaks up without shattering it

When you buy a bag of ice, only drop it twice on the ground That way the ice breaks up without shattering it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to leave money in your car leave it in a text book no one will look there

If you have to leave money in your car leave it in a text book no one will look there Actual Advice Mallard
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If your friends sit you down to talk about your relationship leave your boyfriend/girlfiend they know your unhappy

If your friends sit you down to talk about your relationship leave your boyfriend/girlfiend they know your unhappy Actual Advice Mallard
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Never underestimate the importance of having the correct tool for the job

Never underestimate the importance of having the correct tool for the job Actual Advice Mallard
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Guys with a small penis are aware they have a small penis They dont need to be reminded every time sexytimes ensue

Guys with a small penis are aware they have a small penis They dont need to be reminded every time sexytimes ensue Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ever move in with your best friends. they will become your worst enemy.

Don't ever move in with your best friends. they will become your worst enemy. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are worried about House of Cards being ruined online.. Stop following people who have to spill every opinion they have like an open sewer..

If you are worried about House of Cards being ruined online.. Stop following people who have to spill every opinion they have like an open sewer.. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you get arrested for a d.u.i. do not offer the cop cocaine to be let go. You will be charged with possession of cocaine as well.

if you get arrested for a d.u.i. do not offer the cop cocaine to be let go. You will be charged with possession of cocaine as well. Actual Advice Mallard
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Avoid a hangover by drinking double the amount of water You will get drunk faster, stay drunk longer, and spend less money

Avoid a hangover by drinking double the amount of water You will get drunk faster, stay drunk longer, and spend less money Actual Advice Mallard
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