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Don't know which side your gas tank is on? look at your dashboard, the picture of the gas pump has the nozzle on the same side as your car's gas tank

Don't know which side your gas tank is on? look at your dashboard, the picture of the gas pump has the nozzle on the same side as your car's gas tank  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't trust a fart for 24 hours after eating chipotle

Don't trust a fart for 24 hours after eating chipotle  Actual Advice Mallard

learn how to read a map it doesn't need batteries or have to be recharged

learn how to read a map it doesn't need batteries or have to be recharged  Actual Advice Mallard

The word is etcetera And its abbreviation is etc.

The word is etcetera And its abbreviation is etc.  Actual Advice Mallard

Create a fake account and post a picture of an anus log onto your real account and warn others about it

Create a fake account and post a picture of an anus log onto your real account and warn others about it  Actual Advice Mallard

Next Time you drive home drunk don't

Next Time you drive home
 drunk don't  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't name your kid after you they'll end up using and abusing your credit card

Don't name your kid after you they'll end up using and abusing your credit card  Actual Advice Mallard

If the kids follow you avoid those fucking grids

If the kids follow you avoid those fucking grids  Actual Advice Mallard

If cars are passing you on the left You are in the correct lane driving a respectable speed

If cars are passing you on the left You are in the correct lane driving a respectable speed  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to clean the microwave? Microwave a cup of water, the steam will help remove the stains

Need to clean the microwave? Microwave a cup of water, the steam will help remove the stains  Actual Advice Mallard
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