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Projectile thrown at your head? DUCK

Projectile thrown at your head? DUCK  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't eat at KFC

Don't eat at KFC   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't masturbate before you exercise your motivation and testosterone will dip the moment you ejaculate

Don't masturbate before you exercise your motivation and testosterone will dip the moment you ejaculate  Actual Advice Mallard

Messed up the case of your entire sentence? You can press Shift+F3 to cycle though upper, lower and sentence case

Messed up the case of your entire sentence? You can press Shift+F3 to cycle though upper, lower and sentence case  Actual Advice Mallard

A diet by itself doesn't work Do some cardio workouts

A diet by itself doesn't work Do some cardio workouts  Actual Advice Mallard

If a thread has over 5000 comments or is 10 hours old you won't get huge comment karma from posting a long story, try commenting on top posts for better viewership

If a thread has over 5000 comments or is 10 hours old you won't get huge comment karma from posting a long story, try commenting on top posts for better viewership  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a cat, scrunch up some aluminium foil into a ball. Cats love the sound and will play with it for hours.

If you have a cat, scrunch up some aluminium foil into a ball. Cats love the sound and will play with it for hours.  Actual Advice Mallard

reach out and get along with your s.o.'s family you will never regret you did

reach out and get along with your s.o.'s family you will never regret you did  Actual Advice Mallard

Baking potatoes in Aluminum foil in the oven? Pour 2-3 tablespoons of water inside the aluminum foil with the potaoes, Bake at 450 for about 25 mins flipping the potatoes every 6 and a half minutes.

Baking potatoes in Aluminum foil in the oven? Pour 2-3 tablespoons of water inside the aluminum foil with the potaoes,  Bake at 450 for about 25 mins flipping the potatoes every 6 and a half minutes.  Actual Advice Mallard

About to cross a one-way street? seriously, Listen to the parrot

About to cross 
a one-way street? seriously,
Listen to the parrot  Actual Advice Mallard
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