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If you're depressed don't seek help from a duck, go to a psychiatrist

If you're depressed don't seek help from a duck, go to a psychiatrist  Actual Advice Mallard

Copy and paste a Life Pro Tip to this meme for instant karma

Copy and paste a Life Pro Tip to this meme for instant karma  Actual Advice Mallard

Delete any saved search or form entry by highlighting it and pressing Shift+DEL

Delete any saved search or form entry by highlighting it and pressing Shift+DEL  Actual Advice Mallard

anxious about violent horror movies? check parental guide on imbd for spoiler-free description of the worst parts

anxious about violent horror movies? check parental guide on imbd for spoiler-free description of the worst parts  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand Cynthia Cynthia understands Cynthia and they hate each other

Don't try to understand Cynthia Cynthia understands Cynthia and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

Elderly person tells you the same stories over and over? Enjoy it with them each time by asking them questions that will lead them to the next part they love to tell

Elderly person tells you the same stories over and over? Enjoy it with them each time by asking them questions that will lead them to the next part they love to tell  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of complaining how cold it is on your walk to class Wear a God damn coat.

Instead of complaining how cold it is on your walk to class Wear a God damn coat.  Actual Advice Mallard

Dampen a paper towel Drape over the rice and microwave

Dampen a paper towel Drape over the rice and microwave  Actual Advice Mallard

freeze grapes to chill whine without watering it down

freeze grapes to chill whine  without watering it down  Actual Advice Mallard

you can stop a brain freeze by pressing your tongue to the roof of your mouth

you can stop a brain freeze by pressing your tongue to the roof of your mouth  Actual Advice Mallard
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