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IF you hear a noise from a dark basement get out and call the police

IF you hear a noise from a dark basement get out and call the police Actual Advice Mallard
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If a company you've never spoke to says they're interested in you Its a scam

If a company you've never spoke to says they're interested in you Its a scam Actual Advice Mallard
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Trim your nose hair Before every date. She will notice and appreciate it.

Trim your nose hair Before every date. She will notice and appreciate it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ever use water to put out a grease fire Instead use baking soda to remove the fires oxygen and smother it

Don't ever use water to put out a grease fire Instead use baking soda to remove the fires oxygen and smother it Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're planning to ignore the advice... ..better don't even waste time asking for help

if you're planning to ignore the advice... ..better don't even waste time asking for help Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make yo mama jokes if you have never seen their mother

Don't make yo mama jokes if you have never seen their mother Actual Advice Mallard
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If it takes 10,000 hours to master any given skill, and the average lifetime is 66 years If you start on your 21st birthday, practicing two hours a day will let you becoming essentially flawless at approximately three skills. Choose wisely.

If it takes 10,000 hours to master any given skill, and the average lifetime is 66 years If you start on your 21st birthday, practicing two hours a day will let you becoming essentially flawless at approximately three skills. Choose wisely. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't autosave account login information on your browsers not only does it prevent other users from accidentally accessing your accounts, but frequently typing your passwords helps you not forget them

don't autosave account login information on your browsers not only does it prevent other users from accidentally accessing your accounts, but frequently typing your passwords helps you not forget them Actual Advice Mallard
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Before you microwave potatoes make sure you poke holes in the skin It will allow the steam from the heated water to escape and keep it from exploding.

Before you microwave potatoes make sure you poke holes in the skin It will allow the steam from the heated water to escape and keep it from exploding. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF you don't have an ironing board You can lay a bath towel over a counter or on the floor to iron on

IF you don't have an ironing board You can lay a bath towel over a counter or on the floor to iron on Actual Advice Mallard
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