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start asking out women now the older you get, the older you worry about potential age differences

start asking out women now the older you get, the older you worry about potential age differences  Actual Advice Mallard

Why are you taking advice From a talking duck

Why are you taking advice From a talking duck  Actual Advice Mallard

FUCK

 FUCK  Actual Advice Mallard

Always work your hardest at a job You never know when you may get promoted

Always work your hardest at a job You never know when you may get promoted  Actual Advice Mallard

Chug a bottle of water in between every two alcoholic drinks and you can drink much longer. Aargh.

Chug a bottle of water in between every two alcoholic drinks and you can drink much longer. Aargh.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to access Hulu, Netflix or Pandora outside of the US, download the Chrome/ Firefox extension called MediaHint

If you want to access Hulu, Netflix or Pandora outside of the US, download the Chrome/ Firefox extension called MediaHint  Actual Advice Mallard

Friends who wern't around when you wern't successful aren't your friends Don't trust them when they walk into your life when you're successful

Friends who wern't around when you wern't successful aren't your friends Don't trust them when they walk into your life when you're successful   Actual Advice Mallard

Have mild to moderate acne? Use a face wash with salicylic acid, it actually works

Have mild to moderate acne? Use a face wash with salicylic acid, it actually works  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're applying for a job in the business world, don't get a face tattoo. Employers will view them as unprofessional and may not take you seriously.

If you're applying for a job in the business world, don't get a face tattoo. Employers will view them as unprofessional and may not take you seriously.  Actual Advice Mallard

Cracked foreskin? Chapstick.

Cracked foreskin? Chapstick.  Actual Advice Mallard
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