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If you ever forget what side of the car your gas tank is on Most cars have an arrow pointing to the side of the car it's on on the fuel gauge

If you ever forget what side of the car your gas tank is on Most cars have an arrow pointing to the side of the car it's on on the fuel gauge Actual Advice Mallard
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So you're sterile but want children? adopt from a third world country so you don't have to wait years

So you're sterile but want children? adopt from a third world country so you don't have to wait years Actual Advice Mallard
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bake cookies for 26 minutes at 275F and rotate the pan halfway through let cool for 5-10 minutes

bake cookies for 26 minutes at 275F and rotate the pan halfway through let cool for 5-10 minutes Actual Advice Mallard
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The gangnam style dance is good when you need to unstick your balls from your thighs

The gangnam style dance is good when you need to unstick your balls from your thighs Actual Advice Mallard
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When you reach the end of a comment chain hit [-] on the initial comment to hide the whole subthread

When you reach the end of a comment chain hit [-] on the initial comment to hide the whole subthread Actual Advice Mallard
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IPHONE HOME BUTTON STICKING? TURN ON ASSISTIVETOUCH IN SETTINGS

IPHONE HOME BUTTON STICKING? TURN ON ASSISTIVETOUCH IN SETTINGS Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a monotone phone voice make eye contact with yourself in the mirror

If you have a monotone phone voice make eye contact with yourself in the mirror Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't have a rewards card for your supermarket or pharmacy? Have them enter 867-5309. Someone's always registered it.

Don't have a rewards card for your supermarket or pharmacy? Have them enter 867-5309. Someone's always registered it. Actual Advice Mallard
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pee 2 or 3 inches above where the urinal starts to curve it won't splatter on you

pee 2 or 3 inches above where the urinal starts to curve it won't splatter on you Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't listen to crap your chauvinistic dad says about women He's in his mid-life crisis and wants to be the man

Don't listen to crap your chauvinistic dad says about women He's in his mid-life crisis and wants to be the man Actual Advice Mallard
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