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If someone asks you to help find something Don't ask them where they put it

If someone asks you to help find something Don't ask them where they put it Actual Advice Mallard
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To prevent pets from chewing up your shoes spray your shoes with Dust Off that contains bitterant

To prevent pets from chewing up your shoes spray your shoes with Dust Off that contains bitterant Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't invest in your employees You won't get a very good return

If you don't invest in your employees You won't get a very good return Actual Advice Mallard
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YOU CAN STILL UPVOTE BY PRESSING THE A KEY

YOU CAN STILL UPVOTE BY PRESSING THE A KEY Actual Advice Mallard
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If your hard drive stops working and is making a clicking sound Stick it in the freezer for 20 minutes and you may be able to get it to work long enough to get your files off

If your hard drive stops working and is making a clicking sound Stick it in the freezer for 20 minutes and you may be able to get it to work long enough to get your files off Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to double park Don't double park next to a police car

If you're going to double park Don't double park next to a police car Actual Advice Mallard
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Turn on "Night Mode" in RES settings it makes it so much easier to see what links you've already clicked

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When making a yard sale sign make the date and address bigger than anything else.

When making a yard sale sign make the date and address bigger than anything else. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU HIT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WITH A HOSE THERE WILL BE NO BRUISES, AND THEREFORE NO EVIDENCE

IF YOU HIT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WITH A HOSE THERE WILL BE NO BRUISES, AND THEREFORE NO EVIDENCE Actual Advice Mallard
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If a concert you want to attend sells out quickly, email the promoter and get your friends to as well They may move the concert to a bigger venue if there is enough demand

If a concert you want to attend sells out quickly, email the promoter and get your friends to as well They may move the concert to a bigger venue if there is enough demand Actual Advice Mallard
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