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Always look both ways when driving across the street even if your the first at the light when it turns green You never know what asshole is running the red light coming across

Always look both ways when driving across the street even if your the first at the light when it turns green  You never know what asshole is running the red light coming across   Actual Advice Mallard

If a wild animal is letting you get close to it It's probably sick or injured and will react aggresively

If a wild animal is letting you get close to it It's probably sick or injured and will react aggresively  Actual Advice Mallard

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes 
you’re behind the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with 
yourself.  Actual Advice Mallard

When you see a GGG meme Try to do that more often. Obviously people appreciate it when it happens

When you see a GGG meme Try to do that more often. Obviously people appreciate it when it happens  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to rid government of corrupt and dishonest people Don't elect people who cheat on their spouses

If you want to rid government of corrupt and dishonest people Don't elect people who cheat on their spouses  Actual Advice Mallard

Avoid Debt Like the plague With the exception of a house, save up and pay cash

Avoid Debt Like the plague With the exception of a house, save up and pay cash  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are near a body of water and someone asks to borrow your cellphone don't let them

If you are near a body of water and someone asks to borrow your cellphone don't let them  Actual Advice Mallard

If some one asks to borrow your phone, and you are stadning by a body of water Don't give it to them

If some one asks to borrow your phone, and you are stadning by a body of water Don't give it to them  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're atheist don't celebrate christmas just because you get presents, it can bring great misfortune

If you're atheist don't celebrate christmas just because you get presents, it can bring great misfortune  Actual Advice Mallard

Cause is not an abbreviation of because. Use 'cos', because cause is a different word

Cause is not an abbreviation of because. Use 'cos', because cause is a different word  Actual Advice Mallard
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