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Eat Shitty Food sparingly

Eat Shitty Food sparingly Actual Advice Mallard
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If you spill something on your carpet and have no carpet cleaner make a dilute solution of rubbing alcohol and hydrogen peroxide, this is the same thing as most carpet cleaners

If you spill something on your carpet and have no carpet cleaner make a dilute solution of rubbing alcohol and hydrogen peroxide, this is the same thing as most carpet cleaners Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to steal a camera from a vacationer dress up like a fat person and walk around with a nice camera

If you want to steal a camera from a vacationer dress up like a fat person and walk around with a nice camera Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ever ever Have sex with dead people

Never ever ever Have sex with dead people Actual Advice Mallard
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If a waiter/waitress is unusually nice, they probably just want a better tip If they're actually interested in you, they will will write their number on the receipt. oh, and a better-than-average tip isn't gonna make her more likely to want you. Don't be

If a waiter/waitress is unusually nice, they probably just want a better tip If they're actually interested in you, they will will write their number on the receipt. oh, and a better-than-average tip isn't gonna make her more likely to want you. Don't be Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't scare people when they are on stairs

Don't scare people when they are on stairs Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your husband to get off reddit Start by getting off Pinterest

If you want your husband to get off reddit Start by getting off Pinterest Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't trust anyone EVer

Don't trust anyone EVer Actual Advice Mallard
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TRYING TO IMPRESS AN OLDER PERSON? COMPLEMENT THEM ON HOW YOUNG THEY LOOK.

TRYING TO IMPRESS AN OLDER PERSON? COMPLEMENT THEM ON HOW YOUNG THEY LOOK. Actual Advice Mallard
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increase the size of your periods .

increase the size of your periods . Actual Advice Mallard
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