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If a waiter/waitress is unusually nice, they probably just want a better tip If they're actually interested in you, they will will write their number on the receipt. oh, and a better-than-average tip isn't gonna make her more likely to want you. Don't be

If a waiter/waitress is unusually nice, they probably just want a better tip If they're actually interested in you, they will will write their number on the receipt. oh, and a better-than-average tip isn't gonna make her more likely to want you. Don't be - If a waiter/waitress is unusually nice, they probably just want a better tip If they're actually interested in you, they will will write their number on the receipt. oh, and a better-than-average tip isn't gonna make her more likely to want you. Don't be Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other
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Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly

Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly
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Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy

Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy
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When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times

When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times
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Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace

Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace
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If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees

If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees
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Anyone who has original videos, pictures or images taken during the marathon - please forward to the FBI Boston boston@ic.fbi.gov

Anyone who has original videos, pictures or images taken during the marathon - please forward to the FBI Boston boston@ic.fbi.gov
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Bring extra quarters to work whenever you find a pre-1965 quarter, switch with your own. Each pre-1965 quarter has a melt value of $4.20.

Bring extra quarters to work whenever you find a pre-1965 quarter, switch with your own. Each pre-1965 quarter has a melt value of $4.20.
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If you expect something in return for being a nice guy you're not a nice guy

If you expect something in return for being a nice guy you're not a nice guy
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re-read books and re-watch movies at diferent times in your life the stories don't change, but your perspective does

re-read books and re-watch movies at diferent times in your life the stories don't change, but your perspective does
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