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When you're walking around any downtown area you can drink whatever you want out of a Starbucks cup.

When you're walking around any downtown area you can drink whatever you want out of a Starbucks cup. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a job ad on craigslist says compensation is unlimited Its a scam

If a job ad on craigslist says compensation is unlimited Its a scam Actual Advice Mallard
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Set a daily alarm on your phone So if it's on silent, and you lose it, you can find it when it goes off

Set a daily alarm on your phone So if it's on silent, and you lose it, you can find it when it goes off Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want your post to hit the front page make sure it fits into the circlejerk as much as possible

if you want your post to hit the front page make sure it fits into the circlejerk as much as possible Actual Advice Mallard
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if she turns you down because of money you probably got a break

if she turns you down because of money you probably got a break Actual Advice Mallard
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there is always money in the banana stand

there is always money in the banana stand Actual Advice Mallard
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If I can't find a mate I chase down and gang rape single females

If I can't find a mate I chase down and gang rape single females Actual Advice Mallard
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Crusty food still on bowl? Microwave it

Crusty food still on bowl? Microwave it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't call your girlfriend a worthless piece of s**t asswhore whose only appreciable skills in life are a lack of gag reflex and a high tolerance for pain Even if it's true they tend not to like hearing it

Don't call your girlfriend a worthless piece of s**t asswhore whose only appreciable skills in life are a lack of gag reflex and a high tolerance for pain Even if it's true they tend not to like hearing it Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want comment karma comment in /r/aww, they're the most positive redditors

if you want comment karma comment in /r/aww, they're the most positive redditors Actual Advice Mallard
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