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Carry a dryer sheet in your pocket it masks your scent, reducing the amount of mosquito bites you get

Carry a dryer sheet in your pocket it masks your scent, reducing the amount of mosquito bites you get Actual Advice Mallard
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Lost in a big city and following a car that just took four right turns? Start following a different car

Lost in a big city and following a car that just took four right turns? Start following a different car Actual Advice Mallard
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checking out a controversial or polarized thread? check the post history of the top comments

checking out a controversial or polarized thread? check the post history of the top comments Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop calling and writing to representatives Start executing them for treason in the streets

Stop calling and writing to representatives Start executing them for treason in the streets Actual Advice Mallard
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When you unlock a padlock on a locker keep the key in it, so you don't lock your key in your locker

When you unlock a padlock on a locker keep the key in it, so you don't lock your key in your locker Actual Advice Mallard
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Post between 6 and 10 GMT That way the European redditors see your post before going to sleep, and the American redditors see it when they come home.

Post between 6 and 10 GMT That way the European redditors see your post before going to sleep, and the American redditors see it when they come home. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're an attractive woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male He probably wants to bang you

If you're an attractive woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male He probably wants to bang you Actual Advice Mallard
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grass is still a little too wet to mow? spray some pam cooking spray on the lawnmower blades

grass is still a little too wet to mow? spray some pam cooking spray on the lawnmower blades Actual Advice Mallard
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Ladies, Don't leave your razor in the shower He'll use it to shave his balls

Ladies, Don't leave your razor in the shower He'll use it to shave his balls Actual Advice Mallard
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if an aggressive driver is tailgating you, let him/her pass and have his/her accident somewhere else

if an aggressive driver is tailgating you, let him/her pass and have his/her accident somewhere else Actual Advice Mallard
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