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Not Every dude has priapism dry humping won't keep him hard, dont expect him to be

Not Every dude has priapism dry humping won't keep him hard, dont expect him to be Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to stop being cold-called, ask the operator to remove your number from the database. If you say you're not interested, they will just call you again a month-or-so later

If you want to stop being cold-called, ask the operator to remove your number from the database. If you say you're not interested, they will just call you again a month-or-so later Actual Advice Mallard
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don't pee in the shower after eating asparagus

don't pee in the shower after eating asparagus Actual Advice Mallard
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If a comment looks suspiciously antagonistic Look at the poster's karma. If it's negative, they want downvotes. either upvote them to neutral karma or ignore them and they will eventually give up.

If a comment looks suspiciously antagonistic Look at the poster's karma. If it's negative, they want downvotes. either upvote them to neutral karma or ignore them and they will eventually give up. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't put political stickers on your business vehicle You are potentially pissing off a good part of the population

Don't put political stickers on your business vehicle You are potentially pissing off a good part of the population Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear pants when you cook.

Wear pants when you cook. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are drunk and want to post something on reddit Just don't do it

If you are drunk and want to post something on reddit Just don't do it Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because it's free to bring infant on planes DOESN'T mean you should; it's disrespectful to everyone. Grow up, or let your your little shit grow up first. Geez.. long meme.

Just because it's free to bring infant on planes DOESN'T mean you should; it's disrespectful to everyone. Grow up, or let your your little shit grow up first. Geez.. long meme. Actual Advice Mallard
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When your in the left lane and a cop is behind get out of his way They usually won't pull you over because they have somewhere to be, the ones in the right lanes are the ones you have to watch out for.

When your in the left lane and a cop is behind get out of his way They usually won't pull you over because they have somewhere to be, the ones in the right lanes are the ones you have to watch out for. Actual Advice Mallard
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Open it up in another window If it ends in .jpg its an image, and .gif is a...gif

Open it up in another window If it ends in .jpg its an image, and .gif is a...gif Actual Advice Mallard
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