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if you're reading this it's already too late

if you're reading this it's already too late Actual Advice Mallard
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1 - Count your calories honestly and estimate your daily expenditure 2- take in less calories than you burn 3 - if this doesn't work then you're either underestimating intake or overestimating expenditure.

1 - Count your calories honestly and estimate your daily expenditure 2- take in less calories than you burn 3 - if this doesn't work then you're either underestimating intake or overestimating expenditure. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never dip your hand into a bowl of ghost pepper sauce It burns

Never dip your hand into a bowl of ghost pepper sauce It burns Actual Advice Mallard
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Tomorrow is june 1st It's the best time to start things biannually or tri annualy

Tomorrow is june 1st It's the best time to start things biannually or tri annualy Actual Advice Mallard
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Pee before you watch something that might scare you

Pee before you watch something that might scare you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you've haven't said someones name while talking to them in a while They notice

if you've haven't said someones name while talking to them in a while They notice Actual Advice Mallard
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As soon as you notice expired food, throw it out Trust me, you won't want to deal with it later

As soon as you notice expired food, throw it out Trust me, you won't want to deal with it later Actual Advice Mallard
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If you run out of soap and use a shower sponge don't worry, they always retain a decent amount of soap even after washing them

If you run out of soap and use a shower sponge don't worry, they always retain a decent amount of soap even after washing them Actual Advice Mallard
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Before responding to a text message with a sexually explicit, racist, or otherwise inappropriate reply always check to make sure it's not a group text message

Before responding to a text message with a sexually explicit, racist, or otherwise inappropriate reply always check to make sure it's not a group text message Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want history, don't watch History channel Watch H2

If you want history, don't watch History channel Watch H2 Actual Advice Mallard
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