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Keep all of your notes and powerpoints from your classes regarding your major They'll be invaluable in the future

Keep all of your notes and powerpoints from your classes regarding your major They'll be invaluable in the future  Actual Advice Mallard

Store your shave cream upside down This will prevent rust rings from forming

Store your shave cream upside down This will prevent rust rings from forming  Actual Advice Mallard

Teach Your child to say they have to go to the bathroom Whenever you get pulled over by the police

Teach Your child to say they have to go to the bathroom Whenever you get pulled over by the police  Actual Advice Mallard

Nobody ever sounded like an idiot from lack of speech

Nobody ever sounded like an idiot from lack of speech  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever take advice from a malicious mammal meme You'll need that advice to backfire bad before you realize you should've googled malicious

If you ever take advice from a malicious mammal meme You'll need that advice to backfire bad before you realize you should've googled malicious  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't tell someone you haven't seen in a while that they've gained weight. They know.

Don't tell someone you haven't seen in a while that they've gained weight. They know.  Actual Advice Mallard

If it's not challenging, You're not learning merely repeating things you already learned

If it's not challenging, You're not learning merely repeating things you already learned  Actual Advice Mallard

The average human lifespan is 2 billion seconds so start fucking living

The average human lifespan is 2 billion seconds so start fucking living  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to post a pic on Reddit Make sure your mom is not in the photo

If you're going to post a pic on Reddit Make sure your mom is not in the photo  Actual Advice Mallard

If you call yourself fat/ugly on social media The girls who actually are fat/ugly will feel 10x worse about themselves

If you call yourself fat/ugly on social media The girls who actually are fat/ugly will feel 10x worse about themselves  Actual Advice Mallard
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