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When you go to Vegas do not use the atm

When you go to Vegas do not use the atm  Actual Advice Mallard

A gentleman should always Open and hold the door for a lady

A gentleman should always Open and hold the door for a lady  Actual Advice Mallard

Never just wait in line to talk to employees at the airport. Always call the airline. It's the same computer and they're usually a lot faster.

Never just wait in line to talk to employees at the airport. Always call the airline.  It's the same computer and they're usually a lot faster.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you lost a child and your friend compares it to a pet they lost they're doing their best to offer emotional support. Don't be a jerk about it.

If you lost a child and your friend compares it to a pet they lost they're doing their best to offer emotional support. Don't be a jerk about it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop doing things I think are stupid

Stop doing things I think are stupid  Actual Advice Mallard

if there's a natural or manmade disaster occurring don't run toward it to see what's happening

if there's a natural or manmade disaster occurring don't run toward it to see what's happening  Actual Advice Mallard

don´t be afraid, the worst case scenario its just that she says no

don´t be afraid, the worst case scenario  its just that she says no
  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't like your landlord when you meet them Think long and hard about how much you like the unit.

If you don't like your landlord when you meet them Think long and hard about how much you like the unit.   Actual Advice Mallard

You only get one butthole spring for the good toilet paper

You only get one butthole spring for the good toilet paper  Actual Advice Mallard

Get rid of RES You'll get tired of doing the extra work it did for you.

Get rid of RES You'll get tired of doing the extra work it did for you.  Actual Advice Mallard
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