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Contribute as much as you can to your retirement account You'll thank me in 40 years

Contribute as much as you can to your retirement account You'll thank me in 40 years Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're on a date and you know you eat fast Slow the fuck down

If you're on a date and you know you eat fast Slow the fuck down Actual Advice Mallard
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Never trust a fart when you are hungover never.

Never trust a fart when you are hungover never. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to get hurt by lego bricks? Wear slippers in your house

Don't want to get hurt by lego bricks? Wear slippers in your house Actual Advice Mallard
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Work harder than your coworkers Always make sure the woman cums first

Work harder than your coworkers Always make sure the woman cums first Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have trouble remembering peoples names practice on characters from tv shows and movies

If you have trouble remembering peoples names practice on characters from tv shows and movies Actual Advice Mallard
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Apply For scholarships

Apply For scholarships Actual Advice Mallard
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Use duckduckgo.com for searches They don't track what you search

Use duckduckgo.com for searches They don't track what you search Actual Advice Mallard
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If your BF or GF tells you they need therapy to treat you better, Run. Most likely they're cheating on you or looking to cheat.

If your BF or GF tells you they need therapy to treat you better, Run. Most likely they're cheating on you or looking to cheat. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want upvotes? Find the post on the front page with the least number of comments and post something witty. your comment will be more visible.

Want upvotes? Find the post on the front page with the least number of comments and post something witty. your comment will be more visible. Actual Advice Mallard
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