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If your company blocks specific subreddits you like add them to "My subreddits" and you can see them on your front page

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In a line of urinals You can't hide just how much you like asparagus

In a line of urinals You can't hide just how much you like asparagus Actual Advice Mallard
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Guys, if you have trouble working up a stream Gently blow on your John thomas.

Guys, if you have trouble working up a stream Gently blow on your John thomas. Actual Advice Mallard
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walking in the big city is like driving on a busy highway If you are in a large group, go with the flow of traffic and do not stop in the middle of the fucking sidewalk

walking in the big city is like driving on a busy highway If you are in a large group, go with the flow of traffic and do not stop in the middle of the fucking sidewalk Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have complicated question don't ask it on Twitter

If you have complicated question don't ask it on Twitter Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make an actual confession bear about something illegal you might get in trouble.

Don't make an actual confession bear about something illegal you might get in trouble. Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not delete your submissions you may want to refer to them at a later time

Do not delete your submissions you may want to refer to them at a later time Actual Advice Mallard
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Add the number of the person dearest to you to your mobile phone as 'ICE' (in case of emergency) If you're in an accident, paramedics check for this entry and call it.

Add the number of the person dearest to you to your mobile phone as 'ICE' (in case of emergency) If you're in an accident, paramedics check for this entry and call it. Actual Advice Mallard
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All of your straight male friends Want to have sex with you

All of your straight male friends Want to have sex with you Actual Advice Mallard
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When calling possible employer, write down what you're going to say. That way you've thought it out, and won't sound dumb if you get a machine.

When calling possible employer, write down what you're going to say. That way you've thought it out, and won't sound dumb if you get a machine. Actual Advice Mallard
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