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if your peaches haven't ripened yet, place them in a firmly shut paper bag. The CO2 they release speeds up the de-oxygenization process

if your peaches haven't ripened yet, place them in a firmly shut paper bag. The CO2 they release speeds up the de-oxygenization process Actual Advice Mallard
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Dating a juggalette? call dominoes

Dating a juggalette? call dominoes Actual Advice Mallard
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shift+delete Skip the recycle bin

shift+delete Skip the recycle bin Actual Advice Mallard
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for instant karma just repost a top /r/lifeprotips submission in the form of this meme

for instant karma just repost a top /r/lifeprotips submission in the form of this meme Actual Advice Mallard
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to eliminate static in your dryer use aluminum foil

to eliminate static in your dryer use aluminum foil Actual Advice Mallard
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Put the lotion on your skin So you don't get the hose

Put the lotion on your skin So you don't get the hose Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't do illegal drugs In many states you can get a permit to smoke marijuana legally

Don't do illegal drugs In many states you can get a permit to smoke marijuana legally Actual Advice Mallard
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you must do everything in your power to avoid r/spacedicks

you must do everything in your power to avoid r/spacedicks Actual Advice Mallard
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Want lots of karma from new redditors? Repost

Want lots of karma from new redditors? Repost Actual Advice Mallard
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Shake the ketchup before opening This will prevent the dreaded pre-cum

Shake the ketchup before opening This will prevent the dreaded pre-cum Actual Advice Mallard
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