Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of taking one girl to dinner and a movie Take 10 ladies out for ice cream dates instead

Instead of taking one girl to dinner and a movie Take 10 ladies out for ice cream dates instead  Actual Advice Mallard

If you receive many upvotes for a comment Don't edit it to say thanks, No one will read it.. Or care.

If you receive many upvotes for a comment Don't edit it to say thanks, No one will read it.. Or care.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you really want to be romantic you step the hell up and make your own card with something meaningful

If you really want to be romantic you step the hell up and make your own card with something meaningful  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to sneeze, but don't want to? Lightly push up under the tip of your nose to stop the sensation

Need to sneeze, but don't want to? Lightly push up under the tip of your nose to stop the sensation  Actual Advice Mallard

Go to bed early and wake up early You'll have the same amount of work time without feeling groggy by school time

Go to bed early and wake up early You'll have the same amount of work time without feeling groggy by school time  Actual Advice Mallard

when putting a fitted sheet on a mattress the corner with the tag is usually the bottom right corner

when putting a fitted sheet on a mattress the corner with the tag is usually the bottom right corner  Actual Advice Mallard

if the meter where you park gives dashboard receipts and you get a ticket for not buying one wait for someone who bought one to get in their car and buy theirs for 5 bucks

if the meter where you park gives dashboard receipts and you get a ticket for not buying one wait for someone who bought one to get in their car and buy theirs for 5 bucks  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't understand the meme on a reddit link, Look in the comments. There is usually a link directing you to the original content on the top comment.

If you don't understand the meme on a reddit link, Look in the comments. There is usually a link directing you to the original content on the top comment.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't get to sleep because you're thinking about how to make me funny browsing reddit will not take your mind off me!

If you can't get to sleep because you're thinking about how to make me funny browsing reddit will not take your mind off me!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are going to march 12 miles in boots wear pantyhoes

If you are going to march 12 miles in boots wear pantyhoes  Actual Advice Mallard
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