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don't want to bend your spoon while scooping ice cream? run hot water over the spoon

don't want to bend your spoon while scooping ice cream? run hot water over the spoon Actual Advice Mallard
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Copy lifeprotips here verbatim Karma goldmine

Copy lifeprotips here verbatim Karma goldmine Actual Advice Mallard
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When answering your wife there are only two correct responses: "yes honey" and "sorry"

When answering your wife there are only two correct responses:
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If you don't want to double stream make sure you pull your urethra open to break any cum seal you have

If you don't want to double stream make sure you pull your urethra open to break any cum seal you have Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't have an ice scraper? Use a card in your wallet

Don't have an ice scraper? Use a card in your wallet Actual Advice Mallard
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If the wait at Chipotle is too long You can order online and skip waiting in line

If the wait at Chipotle is too long You can order online and skip waiting in line Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking of getting a face tattoo? Don't.

Thinking of getting a face tattoo? Don't. Actual Advice Mallard
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want to know if a girl is interested in you? give her your number instead of the other way around. if shes interested she will text or call first

want to know if a girl is interested in you? give her your number instead of the other way around. if shes interested she will text or call first Actual Advice Mallard
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if you don't want your GF to get mad when you fart date someone who doesn't get mad when you fart

if you don't want your GF to get mad when you fart date someone who doesn't get mad when you fart Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to the store to buy alcohol for the night while you're there buy a Gatorade for the morning

If you're going to the store to buy alcohol for the night while you're there buy a Gatorade for the morning Actual Advice Mallard
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