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Put whatever shirt you're wearing tomorrow under your computer before going to sleep It'll be nice and warm when you get out of the shower

Put whatever shirt you're wearing tomorrow under your computer before going to sleep It'll be nice and warm when you get out of the shower  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are about to cheat on your significant other Fucking don't

If you are about to cheat on your significant other Fucking don't  Actual Advice Mallard

OP should masturbate It's the only true way to know if opening the safe is a good idea

OP should masturbate It's the only true way to know if opening the safe is a good idea  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to quit smoking? Masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it is still a good idea.

Trying to quit smoking? Masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it is still a good idea.   Actual Advice Mallard

don't you guys ever wonder why i wear this dog mask?

don't you guys ever wonder why i wear this dog mask?  Actual Advice Mallard

Ask Your partner what they like instead of listening to random strangers on the internet

Ask Your partner what they like instead of listening to random strangers on the internet  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Confess to Murder Ever.

Don't Confess to Murder Ever.  Actual Advice Mallard

INSTALL PROXMOX AND ADBLOCK ON CHROME AD'S WONT STOP YOUR VIDEOS AND PROXMOX WILL UNBLOCK VIDEOS BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY

INSTALL PROXMOX AND ADBLOCK ON CHROME AD'S WONT STOP YOUR VIDEOS AND PROXMOX WILL UNBLOCK VIDEOS BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY  Actual Advice Mallard

You can crack the sides of eggs with the points of other eggs

You can crack the sides of eggs with the points of other eggs  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to learn more about a language or culture Google it in their native language, not yours.

If you want to learn more about a language or culture Google it in their native language, not yours.  Actual Advice Mallard
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