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To promote your business, pass out flyers to students as they are leaving lecture halls They will assume it is course material

To promote your business, pass out flyers to students as they are leaving lecture halls They will assume it is course material   Actual Advice Mallard

Playing 20 Questions with S/O? Steal questions from /r/Askreddit

Playing 20 Questions with S/O? Steal questions from /r/Askreddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to quack at us we're just going to ignore you

Don't try to quack at us we're just going to ignore you  Actual Advice Mallard

before you push make sure there is tp present

before you push make sure there is tp present  Actual Advice Mallard

When eating spicy potato chips Don't pour the last bit of crumbs out of the bag and into your mouth

When eating spicy potato chips Don't pour the last bit of crumbs out of the bag and into your mouth  Actual Advice Mallard

You don't need to be clever to get an upvote. What's in the safe?

You don't need to be clever to get an upvote. What's in the safe?  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend's parents are getting in the way of your relationship Leave

If your girlfriend's parents are getting in the way of your relationship Leave  Actual Advice Mallard

Spring is here Start seeing motorcycles

Spring is here Start seeing motorcycles  Actual Advice Mallard

Tell your date you're a little out of it from donating blood She'll think you're charitable and it will lower her conversational expectations

Tell your date you're a little out of it from donating blood She'll think you're charitable and it will lower her conversational expectations  Actual Advice Mallard

Guys, if you can't remember the last time you cleaned out your belly button You should probably clean out your belly button.

Guys, if you can't remember the last time you cleaned out your belly button  You should probably clean out your belly button.   Actual Advice Mallard
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