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Put your Cellphone away Your increased enjoyment of the event will more than make up for the lack of shaky videos

Put your Cellphone away Your increased enjoyment of the event will more than make up for the lack of shaky videos
  Actual Advice Mallard

When posting on Reddit or commenting on a post regarding a political or religious debate Dont unless you know what your talking about

When posting on Reddit or commenting on a post regarding a political or religious debate  Dont unless you know what your talking about  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't procrastinate for a year You already know which items in your closet you never wear.

Don't procrastinate for a year You already know which items in your closet you never wear.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you need a uhaul for a one way trip you get a free month of storage and if you ask for a discount you will get 10% off

if you need a uhaul for a one way trip  you get a free month of storage and if you ask for a discount you will get 10% off   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't wear true religion jeans you will save a lot of money and you won't look like a douche bag

Don't wear true religion jeans you will save a lot of money
and you won't look like a douche bag  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're planning a messy april fools joke remember you'll probably be made to clean it up

if you're planning a messy april fools joke remember you'll probably be made to clean it up  Actual Advice Mallard

What the hell's wrong with you Just go to the fucking party already

What the hell's wrong with you Just go to the fucking party already  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to thank somebody for a youtube video click their advertisement, they get much more money for clicks than for views

If you want to thank somebody for a youtube video click their advertisement, they get much more money for clicks than for views  Actual Advice Mallard

wear a condom

 wear a condom  Actual Advice Mallard

always trust people who like big butts they cannot lie

always trust people 
who like big butts they cannot lie  Actual Advice Mallard
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