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Don't put a song you enjoy as your alarm You will condition it with waking up and eventually hate it.

Don't put a song you enjoy as your alarm You will condition it with waking up and eventually hate it.   Actual Advice Mallard

Hes not fapping to you

 Hes not fapping to you  Actual Advice Mallard

Attribute common advice to a family member. You'll make it to the front page.

Attribute common advice to a family member. You'll make it to the front page.  Actual Advice Mallard

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Pick up the squishy bits of dog poop first It's harder to gather them when the bag is partially full.

Pick up the squishy bits of dog poop first It's harder to gather them when the bag is partially full.  Actual Advice Mallard

Young bull to old bull: Let's run down there and fuck one of those heifers old bull to young bull: let's walk down there and fuck all of those heifers 2013/4/10

Young bull to old bull: Let's run down there and fuck one of those heifers old bull to young bull: let's walk down
 there and fuck all of those heifers 2013/4/10  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry You won't make as many irrational purchases

Don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry You won't make as many irrational purchases  Actual Advice Mallard

Always remember these three words Keys, phone, wallet.

Always remember these three words Keys, phone, wallet.  Actual Advice Mallard

No matter how safe you think your query is Do not do a google images search while you are at the office

No matter how safe you think your query is Do not do a google images search while you are at the office  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to stop a sneeze Look up at the ceiling toward a bright light

If you want to stop a sneeze Look up at the ceiling toward a bright light  Actual Advice Mallard
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