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Don't threaten the United States with a nuclear weapon They invented it and are the only country in history that has used it. Twice.

Don't threaten the United States with a nuclear weapon They invented it and are the only country in history that has used it.  Twice.    Actual Advice Mallard

Um can i help you? Whaddya Lookin at fool

 Um can i help you? Whaddya Lookin at fool  Actual Advice Mallard

To quickly delete internet history on chrome press ctrl+shift+del

To quickly delete internet history on chrome press ctrl+shift+del  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make someone's day? Behave like Good Guy Greg. People will appreciate it.

Want to make someone's day? Behave like Good Guy Greg. People will appreciate it.  Actual Advice Mallard

When a woman says "I won't be mad, promise!" Your only salvation is to lie.

When a woman says

go fuck yourself

 go fuck yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

WOrk hard

 WOrk hard  Actual Advice Mallard

If you re-organizing a room hook up the computer last

If you re-organizing a room hook up the computer last  Actual Advice Mallard

If it doesn't pop with a little squeeze its not going to pop right now

If it doesn't pop with a little squeeze its not going to pop right now  Actual Advice Mallard

Empty the drying rack Before doing the dishes

Empty the drying rack Before doing the dishes  Actual Advice Mallard
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